Fiddling around on the BBS with my friend in the room. “What OS is that?” he asks.

“Unix. It runs the BBS” I reply.

“Unix. Nice.” He nods knowingly.

“Yep, I get to have sex with my non-existent girlfriend about as often as I have to reboot.” I quip.

I have a sad, sad life.

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