Interesting article I just read on advances in inflatable breast implants lead me to wonder if we could control the size of the breast implant via a web browser or SMS. Certain enterprising young women could then allow their breast size to be set for a fee. You just wouldn’t want your website breast size account getting hacked.

Expect to see this feature taken up by adult porn sites and female users of MySpace.com very soon.

Obviously if the breast size is controlled via the cellular network it becomes possible to triangulate position and orientation too.

I guess in time it will be possible to control other bodily functions through a web browser too. Speech, arousal level, breast shape, mood. I wonder if Microsoft will ever have an operating system that runs on a breast…

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