Pious. Religious. Spiritual. Pick two.

Why is it that when the wife is pregnant everybody wants to rub her enlarged belly and say “Congratulations.” But none of her friends want to rub your cock and say “Good job!”

I worked through lunch so I wouldn’t feel guilty about doing nothing between 4 and 5.

I seem to have developed an absolutely rotten head cold. I must have picked it up from one of my friends or someone at the pub when I was out on the weekend. I mention my bad head cold to my Mother, and you know what her response was? “It’s because you keep playing around… Craving to read the remainder of “Computer virus?” Click this!

Don’t count the years, count the adventures you had.

No matter your gender, your orientation, your culture, your nationality, or even what language you speak, when you smile, it’s all the same language to me.

Hacking away the new BBS setup with a friend. I’m bitching continuously about how the world needs to be running UNIX and not DOS or CPM or all the proprietary, toy operating systems people keep coming out with when my friend turns to me and says “You’re crazy if you think you can make them… Hankering to get the rest of “Crazy kids?” Click this!

If you do something that doesn’t have a logical explanation, then you do it because of preference. If you do something without logical explanation… Then you do it because of personal preference. But if you do something because someone tells you to, and they don’t have a logical explanation, then you have superstition. But if… Click this link to read the rest of “I do it because I want to do it.”

I can’t wait for my annual two weeks of dreading coming back to work.

With so many people nowadays declaring themselves to be transvestite, transgender, trans-racial and even trans-species I want it to be known that I am declaring myself trans-financial. I am a rich man born into a poor man’s body.