The worst enemy you will ever face is the one that lives between your own ears.

I like to make things. People say I am talented. I am not talented. I am obsessed. Obsession beats talent every single time. Obsession will let you achieve anything.

May you be equally as unbothered as I am when you accomplish nothing at work today.

I used to be addicted to masturbating. Then I got a girlfriend. And now I am addicted to sex. You could say my addiction got out of hand.

I think intolerance and bigotry should be classified as a mental illness and then treated as such. I’m all for medicating vile bigots up to their eyeballs so they can’t even remember their own names or whether they had lunch yet.

It’s a feature until you can document the steps to reproduce it.

I’m only leaving work early today as I have run out of things to pretend to do around the office.

Are the faces of people in our dreams of people we already know? Or are they completely fabricated? I’m young, but I have yet to see a face in my dreams that I don’t recognise.

We are all guilty of being the man that stands on the shoulders of giants and complaining, usually loudly, that the giants were not tall enough.

Today’s my last day at a job I mentally checked out of years ago.