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The reason that engineers figured out that rolling up their sleeves is more useful than just pushing up their sleeves? Pushing your sleeves up is inefficient. Engineers don’t like having to do the same thing twice. Wearing a t-shirt is an optimization step. 🙂

I’m sorry my recent absence from the office caused you to have to do your own work.

When I have to open the door of a public restroom, or I am riding in an aeroplane, or I have been shaking hands with people at a networking meeting, before I pee, I wash my hands thoroughly because I respect my penis more than any of the people I’ve interacted with and I don’t… Continue reading the remainder of the article

The worst enemy you will ever face is the one that lives between your own ears.

I like to make things. People say I am talented. I am not talented. I am obsessed. Obsession beats talent every single time. Obsession will let you achieve anything.

May you be equally as unbothered as I am when you accomplish nothing at work today.

I used to be addicted to masturbating. Then I got a girlfriend. And now I am addicted to sex. You could say my addiction got out of hand.

I think intolerance and bigotry should be classified as a mental illness and then treated as such. I’m all for medicating vile bigots up to their eyeballs so they can’t even remember their own names or whether they had lunch yet.

It’s a feature until you can document the steps to reproduce it.

I’m only leaving work early today as I have run out of things to pretend to do around the office.