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Consumerism is the weaponization of the human condition.

Not checking your source code in to version control is the equivalent of using sign language in a dark room. You might know what you’ve accomplished but nobody else has a clue.

If you could describe your sex life with a traffic sign, what would it be? Mine is “Give Way To Oncoming Traffic.”

Just a reminder that the conference room needs to be booked in advance if you plan to use it for an emotional breakdown.

I’ve already accomplished my New Year’s resolution of crying at a lower volume in the bathroom at work Monday morning.

If it wasn’t for me, everything would get done around here.

Internal medicine is like an advanced form of engineering. The parts of the human body do not come with nicely formatted data sheets with appropriate pin outs neatly labeled.

Do masochists and sadists who work in IT (what am I saying, if you work in IT you are probably both?!?) insist on having safe words that consist of upper- and lower-case characters, containing at least one number and one symbol and must not be a common word or name?

You know why I became an engineer instead of a doctor? Because people don’t get offended after you have shipped their app and they declare “It’s a miracle! Thank God!” and you respond “You’re welcome.” Also, just like that colleague who is never around when there’s “roll up your sleeves and do the dirty work”… Continue reading the rest of “Medical Engineering.”

Wandering around Cardiff today. Needed to use the bathroom in the new shopping center. They have motion detecting lights in the bathrooms. I say “Thank you” when the light switches on automatically. I am not too bright.